Aperatiffe..........there's two Van Gough's in Halifax...

..............   ones a postman, ones a plasterer 

................   both have only one 'EAR'.            

..........................   the postman's girlfriend bit his ear off in a rage.

....................................  the plasterer got involved in a fight with

............................................   a supporter of a visiting football team

........   in a pub?

...........   a glass was thrown

.....and his 'EAR' was found the following early morning

..............................................................on the pub floor by the 'sweeper'

.......................  both have to still go to Work.  

.............................  To 'support' their 'Drink Habits'. 

.....  and wash their hands with a cold water tap, with no soap. 

..............   then go back for another.       "Gin & Tonic"?  Lol, xxx...

............................................  "OR WHAT' !!

.............................................................................God bless 

..................................................................................  it's Christmas, xxx.

        

  

............................     The End

for some, lol.